All Clear

The night from Hell ended @ 10:30 am, 2 hours before the emergency dentist appointment.

With all the crazy weather I had to go private again because the NHS Dentist is over 12 miles away.

I went thru 14 litres of water cooling my mouth, though towards the end the water was failing to take away the pain I just couldn't get it cold enough.

I have a mild tolerance to pain and in no way a wimp, but if I had to live with that for much longer, after pulling the offending teeth out. I would have seriously considered topping myself.

It was like being stabbed with a blunt poker which rapidly gained in heat. My muscles locked up and I started violently twitching.

Compared to the night; when the dentist pinged the nerve it was like a breath of fresh air, painful but almost cute in its lack of malevolence.

Try to get an appointment at the doctors tomorrow for a retrospective sick note.

Agony

Had to go to a private dentist today to numb me up but after that wore off I find myself in the same boat as the last couple of days.....
Tiger Balm on my jaw line, oil of cloves on my gums Ibuprofen & paracetamol to the max.
All of the above have no noticeable effect.
The only solution to the pain is keeping my mouth full of cold water. which is quite tricky and would be so funny looking at it as a third party. Especially when I doze off and begin to drown.
I shall try to describe the pain; For the gents here imagine your balls being slowly crushed until you can take no more. And that is when I take my water I do not wish to explore how severe it can go.
But suffice to say when the water in my mouth approaches body temperature the pain arrives swiftly after it.!

Wasting Vodka

So I have a dental appointment 10:20 tommorow morning. only 24 hours to wait for this emergency appt.
I will run out of Vodka by then.
Work will go absolutly crazy with this time off....(breaks for another swig swill and spit...)

Better text the boss. I hope she's in a good mood.................

I'll keep you informed!

James @ War

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttDtsBfjA7c

Sometime Message is more important than Lolz
It's great to admire people, but you don't have to be like someone else, or be rich & famous to be made of pure awesome. You're awesome just the way you are! If you agree with that message, share this vid with your friends on twitter, facebook, youtube, and any other social network you may be a part of! I hear some people even talk to one another...like...with their mouths. Weird but true!

Suffering from a sticky Mattress

I have spent (not really exagerating) the last year in bed. on the pc, watching the same dvd's over and over, smoking like the Flying Scotsman and drinking coffee.
All during this time and without having to get up was my answer to the question I kept asking.
 Affiliate marketing; just bullshit for a couple of hours a day and post some links.
 if I had started that back then I'd have probably been making a grand a week by now.
But instead I'll have to go into work keep my nose to the grindstone and self mutilate goal set in order to carry the momentum thru to keep the bullshit fresh and to keep posting the links.

My Car

This is the type of vehicle I drive.

It has broken electric windows that keep the heat in and the rain in the footwell the best bit about it though is the way it comes to pieces even without the clowns getting in it!

Art

Painting by numbers has grown up